Heat Wave

I get out of the shower, freezing my ass off (Yes, not hot and steamy) from a cold shower at 2AM. One could assume I was crazy from doing this, but I had planned ahead, realizing that it was going to be hot in bed, and the next night. As I get into the bed, my body starts rapidly heating, and now my cold shower seems a bit stupid, with the only thing it helping in was keeping me awake to murder me in heat, and to make my hair extra smooth. As I am worrying about how my stupid cold shower may be the end of me, I simply drift into sleepyland, to visit my dreams.

The next morning, I wake up. 8:30. Back to bed

I wake up again. 9:30. Back to bed.

This continues till 11:30.

As I wake up at 11:30, I realize I may have actually cooked to a medium rare status, char-grilled to perfection to any passerby-er that happen to want to taste my morsels. This is ironic, as my family just bought a barbecue, and I spent a large portion of the previous day assembling it. I walk outside my room and the wave of cool air rushes at me. This shocks me, as my door was open. Someone must've turned on a heater. In 30degree weather. Bastards.

It is upon me now, the heat wave, with the mercury expected to hit above 30 degree weather for 7 days. I just finished my second day, and I spent the majority of it inside, and I'm already sick of the mosquitoes, and lack of cool air. Forget heat being better than cold, I want my cold back already.

The mosquitoes are frequently raping my legs, as someone continues to leave the back doors open, and mosquitoes seem to enjoy my blood. The double blankets and multiple pillows I have seem to be having a negative effect now, and I am forever wishing we left the air con on all night like we did with the heater. I am waking up, cooked even further. I could be led to believe that it is Summer. I would however, be wrong. We are now in the last month of Spring, and I am feeling the fury of Summer. I should be expecting a girl to not slap me next. Although, that would be a pleasant surprise to this unpleasant surprise. I don't like surprises.

This brings to my attention, the erratic weather patterns happening around Australia. Hailing in Queensland, and I'm cooking in South Australia. I must state again, the weather is a bitch. I think we should seriously consider changing the format for the seasons, as Summer seems to dominate from around November - March and Winter occupies about April - September. October is Spring and Autumn mashed together, meaning October is special.

But yes, this is just another session of me dying with the erratic weather patterns, and OMFG WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FRICKIN' MOSQUITOES IN HERE? WHAT ARE YOU BREEDING ON ? MY LEGS!!