I'm Melting

Everyone knows that when you turn on the shower, it starts cold, and gradually gets hot as the water is on. In this heat wave, I turned on my shower, for a cool relaxing COLD shower. The shower sprayed hot water at me. This is ridiculous.

The weather is really affecting everyone now. I can hardly go outside without thinking I'm going to melt. 4 days into a heat wave, and I am having long COLD showers. This blasted heat wave started on Saturday, its now Tuesday, and the mercury will hit 41 on Saturday before finally falling to below 30. FOR TWO DAYS!. After that its straight back into the 30's. Screw hot weather over cold, I got what I wished and now I would kick myself, but that might hurt. It is ridiculously hot, and I am finding less reasons to wear pants and shirts each day it goes by. The only reason why I am still wearing shoes is because my thongs broke. Sweating comes as natural as blinking, and even if I were to run 50m to catch a bus, I would pay with sweating my ass off on the bus ride. No longer the days of me legging it whenever I want to, or walking outside barefooted.

No longer do I leave the curtains open, in fear of the intense heat reaching inside. At least with rain, its pretty when I am inside. The only positives from this heat wave is the fact I can easily say no to ALL pants.

So this is me, complaining about how hot it is, and today I wore a t-shirt and shorts, and some shoes. I was walking through town and saw a guy in a suit. I feel sorry for those who feel the need to wear pants. Not only do you WANT to wear pants, but this unforgiving heat will punish your stupidity.

7 days of above 35degree weather, and its not Summer. I think I might need to get a rush on those new thongs.