Dancing by yourself is awesome

I spun, twisted and turned my arms around in successive motions. I appeared to commit heavily to many actions, often appearing to almost trip on many occasions. At one point, I begin moving statically, and singing quite loudly. It was obvious, it was interesting, it was perfect. I was dancing



As I am quite a jumpy person at the best of times, I happen to spontaneously start dancing. This begins with me singing to myself, often whatever awesome song I currently have stuck in my head, like now its Closer to Insomnia - Ne-yo VS Craig David. This song allows me great dancing moves, and I do pull out the crazy stunts.

As I was saying, as I often crack out my own style of dancing, which I have aptly named, 'tarding, which is short for REtarding, is a series of many arm movements, as well as clumsy footwork. The end-product is quite amazing. But, only because I use this particular style of dancing.

um, where was I up to? . . . .me being awesome at dancing, ra ra ra ra, oh yes, this blog is about dancing by yourself. I myself am fine with it. I find it awesome, and especially when dancing by yourself at a party, which may even initiate the whole dancing part of the evening. As the initiator of the dancer, you are the first on the dancefloor, and the last off. You are also the most rowdy of the pack. This is the responsibility that comes with being the first to begin dancing.

So in a sense, being a lone dancer, or dancing by yourself is simply a person who is initiating the dancing in their own particular group. As dancing is related to fun, this person would be related towards the initiation of fun, and therefore awesome. Even if others don't dance, everyone still will remember your antics. This is not to be underestimated. To leave a lasting good impression is vital to be awesome at all times.

If put into an equation, it would look like this



Lone Person + Dancing --> Encouragement for friends --> HAPPINESS



This my friends, is a reason why I am awesome. I am a great initiator in dancing, as I appear to have no shame.

Now, dancing by yourself is an awesome thing, but this can not be abused. Dancing too much by yourself is awkward. Dancing can only be used in social gatherings, or between close friends, with the addition of music. Dancing in public, with an acquaintance of some kind is border-line fine. But dancing alone, with no friends, in public is going too far. This should not be done, if any awesomeness is to be retained. In this instance, you will leave a 'weird' impression, and that sometimes relates to awesome, such as what I can achieve, but very rarily is able to pull off greatly.
Now dancing alone for long periods of time in general, is not recommended. This again, merits the weird card. It should be noted that dancing alone is only when trying to initiate, show off, or embarrass someone. It can also be used in the confines of your own house, but any other lone dancing of any kind is prohibited.


(I here decided that I would include other dancing situations)
This is not the only thing though, there is also dancing in groups and with partners.



Dancing in groups shall be noted, there will always be the overachiever of the group, who would usually be the initiator. As such, they are the ones who commit the most to dancing, and let go of the most shame. They combine with other members of the group, to perform particular dance moves that require multiple members. This type of dancing is the most popular, as it removes any fear of being caught out, and is quite likely to be noticed by potential scopers. For guys, dancing in large groups of other men, is more intimidating for girls to approach. Likewise for guys, with large packs of girls. Therefore, the groups must be fairly spaced, and with a good ratio of guys to girls, or dancing in space is recommended.

When it comes to dancing in pairs, it is essential to be dancing in a more sensual method, if with the opposite sex, or with girl-girl. This is rather provacative for men!! Teehee, when guy-guy dance together, they have to dance big. Large, cool styles of dancing to impress the opposite sex. This rewards with awesome points.
Now when guy - girl are dancing, it is important, that if this would lead to anything further, because I really see no reason why a guy would be dancing with a relative, unless at a wedding, to get as close as possible.


How did this turn from an innocent 'dancing by yourself is awesome' to me teaching you guys how to dance in different manners, with provacative meanings behind it?