What opposite sexes look for in each other

Now, before I start this, I will state that I won't be doing same sex attractions, as I have no idea what guys look for in guys and girls look for in girls and I don't want to send myself into a fit.


Talking with a close friend today, we got onto the topic of relationships and whatnot. When she noted for a particular guy's taste in women, which tended to be short, blonde, plastic girls, AKA 'The Myspace Girl', I decided to note all the types of girls that guys, as in teenage boys, tend to go for.

• Hot
• Blond (yes, not brunettes. I know we all say we love brunettes more, but inevitably we always notice the blonds)
• Maybe same race, depending on ethnicity.
• Skinny
• Basically someone to show off
• We say we don't want them to wear makeup, but sometimes, its better to.
• Hardly dresses themselves
  

I then proceeded to attempt at guessing what girls go for in guys.

• Tall (damn you girls)
• Dark
• Handsome / good-looking / hot.
• Smart (rich)
• Someone to show off
• Can dress themselves

This led onto different branches in which we discussed what asians look for, and the other ethnic catergories.
I will attempt to describe some types of girls, that FRIEND would most likely go for.. man is he into the stereotypes.

The Myspace Girl -
Blonde, Brunette, Black hair, dyed or bleach, or sometimes natural.
Hair appears to sprout from one area on their head, with hair plumped up in a puffy fashion. Usually long hair.
As a Myspace girl, has a Myspace account.
Takes pictures from angles which severely flatter them, and is usually seen taking pictures from above their heads, in a tank top and shorts... like, short shorts.
Their album is littered with these pictures, also, with them and large amounts of makeup, or them with other Myspace girl.
They all appear to be 17, even though half look at least 2 years above or below that margin
All appear to have some boobs on them. (Flattering angles)
Chat-speakers...........
Relation to the 'Scene' genre.
Skinny.


The Scene Chick
As stated, relation to Myspace Girl.
Bleached hair, often rather dark, or light.
Similar hairstyles to Myspace girl, can work with shorter hair.
Is the early stages of the 'Emo' genre.
Piercings, usually lip.
Always takes a picture on their 'bad' side.
Avid Myspacers.
Quite a number of albums with pictures of them.


The Hot chick
Hot
Blonde
skinny
busty
always has a boyfriend.


The Bitch
There is always that one guy that goes for the bitch, either because she has one physically redeeming feature, or is the only girl to give them notice. Honestly, even if the bitch is hot, I suggest keep away. They get crazy.

I then got onto the topic of girls preferences

But onto girls taste in guys

The Surfie Kid
Hair that has to be absolutely perfect, all sticking up, usually different shades of brown or blonde. Must have hair separated perfectly, so they can say it kind looks like a 'dragon ball z' - esque type of thing. I think they look like absolute tools when they do this. There is no way they are ever early for school.
Board-shorts
Fluoro-coloured T-shirts
Shops mainly at 'JRs', 'Jetty Surf', Globalize, etc.
Thongs a must.
Tank tops a must.
Attempts to be 'buff', but really fails
Doesn't like pants too much.
One step away from being a 'Hardcunt'

The Hardcunt
Physical features similar to surfie kid, such as hair.
Talk tough.
Swears alot
Hangs in packs


The Wog
I already have a blog about this one..... you should all see this on my facebook somewhere.

The Tool
A smart ass
Usually lame
Overkills jokes.
Will often try to ruin the fun of someone else, if it is at all discriminative, even if its just for fun.
Diabolical
Works well with the Bitch.
Over-confident
Attempts at being deep

For guys, we seem to be attracted to the 'plastic' girls, who should be a fair amount of fake, if not just slutty, because if shorts get any shorter than plastics, then I would call them underwear.
Girls appear to prefer the 'dickhead' male. Such categories that fall under the dickhead catergory,
Dickheads
Bogans
Wogs
Surfies
Hardcunts
TB's / wannabe asian gangsters, although they always say 'I'm a lover, not a fighter' which pisses me off eternally.
The wannabes
The Tool

As for me, I fit under the Douchebag

Douchebag
A Smartass
Cocky
Attempts at class clown
Shallow, yet deep, yet more shallow again.... cryptic bastard
Doesn't worry about pissing people off, or just doesn't notice it.