Drunk Texting

I run up to my room, grab my phone, eager to see who has sent me a message. One message.
I quickly read it, not understanding it. I read over it a few times, disregarding the spelling mistakes, and quickly reply in my sarcastic fashion.
I get a text back within minutes, 'What are you talking about?'.
I explain to them to check their own message to me, in which I get the reply 'Oh shit, drunk texting'.

Yes, it is that type of message, drunk texting. Personally, I love them, because despite the spelling mistakes, the randomness is just brilliant.
I haven't had more random since Cher-Lynne, but she is sober most of the time, so I am genuinely worried for the poor girl. Except for the fact she is always late for everything, maybe if she is drunk she might get to places earlier. No, I doubt it, I just have to start telling her to come 3 hours earlier, and hope she gets there when it is still 'fashionably' late. Stupid girl, and she says I don't make plans. And then she infects me with her virus of being late everywhere. My dad has started making me where a watch because of that, which she took the liberty of abusing it.

But back onto point, drunk texting, and how I am a fan. Mainly because, I really love it when people try to bag on me when intoxicated, and learning all the juicy gossip one may have on others is extremely good, and obviously when one is unebriated, it is much easier to acquire this information.
I find drunk texting, and I usually get one friend who does this, endlessly entertaining. Obviously not as entertaining at Cher-lynne's dribble, but still, when intoxicated, people say the weirdest stuff.

This however, does not give me sufficient reason to get intoxicated myself, and let loose on my phone, with a large amount of credit.

But what is the point of drunk texting?

Drunk texting is just for the laughs, or when someone gets ballsy enough to voice their opinions, which I would be quite frightened of.

What types of drunks are there?

Well, all drunks at some point in their intoxication levels, will have the idea of drunk texting.
But I'm guessing the most prone are:

Funny Drunks
Angry Drunks
Dickhead Drunks

um, I can't think of anymore

What one may come across during a drunk text?

Well mainly, it should be a load of random, but some can contain gossip, bitching, and opinions of people including yourself.
Really, drunk texting is humourous as usual, as pointed out in such sites as

textsfromlastnight.com - which can include sober randomness.
mydrunktexts.com - which going by the name, is obviously filled with sobriety.

and other sites.
So, when you are fighting the war, with comrades in arms, against the forces of sobriety, remember to carry your phone, in case of the emergency drunk text.